Brian Tobin is the brother of Beef Tobin. He moved to Anchorage from his hometown of Lone Moose. He appeared in a photograph in "Feast of Not People Adventure" and makes his first appearance in "Pride & Prejudance Adventure".
Appearance[]

Brian’s physical appearance is really similar to his brother Beef, except he’s slightly taller and thinner, has a pear shaped nose, only has a mustache, slightly lower eye wrinkles, and has a square cleft chin. He wears a light blue button down shirt, light brown khakis, a leather watch, black shoes, and parts his red hair in the same direction as Beef. He also wears a dark blue coat with a tan fluffy collar in cold weather.
In the photo from Feast of Not People Adventure, he is shown to have a rounded face, a dark red curly mullet and mustache, Beef’s chin, a grayish green hoodie, and resembles a middle aged Wolfe. However, flashbacks and photos in later episodes show him looking the same as his current design.
As a child, he had slightly messy hair resembling a short mullet and was close in height with his brother Beef. For clothing, he wore a dark blue t-shirt, grey jeans in cold weather, grey shorts in warm weather, a dark blue puff jacket in cold weather, and blue Velcro shoes.
History[]
In Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure he relates how Beef lost him a hot tub sale and he has been angry ever since.
Personality
Brian has shown to be both a caring brother to Beef and a friendly person in general, though he has been shown to have trouble expressing his feelings and can sometimes come across as standoffish. Despite his interests and lifestyle being drastically different from Beef, the two have really similar personalities and share a lot of mannerisms, such as crying out of one eye, having an obsession with certain things (hot tubs for Brian and fishing for Beef), finding mundane things such as typing email exciting, and aren’t the most sociable. Though he lives in the city now, he still cherishes his hometown of Lone Moose and his memories there deeply, visiting Beef as much as possible and frequently talking on the phone. The Tobin children (especially Wolf) view him as a cool uncle.
Relationships[]
Brian has shown to get along well with Honeybee despite her being new to the family. In addition, Brian views Honeybee as part of the family as he told her the truth about the sausage pageant incident and trusted her to not to tell Beef that he was in town secretly coaching Ham.
Despite moving away and having a habit of holding long but minor grudges due to not being open with his feelings, Brian unconditionally loves Beef and values their relationship deeply, even having his heartstrings struck when Beef compliments his hair. Like most siblings, they have their fights and disagreements, but they still show signs of love for each other when they are angry at each other and always make up at the end without any damage to their relationship.
(Parents)
Brian’s relationship with his parents is unknown, but it’s highly likely that they were neglectful and toxic to him like they were with Beef.
Rebecca “Becca” Tobin (daughter)
Not much is known about their relationship but they seem to have the typical parent/teenager relationship. In Pride & Prejudance Adventure, he tells Becca to say hello to her cousins when she doesn’t immediately greet them, showing that he cares about Becca showing common courtesy towards others
(others)
When Brian was invited by Beef to join him on Dick’s yacht, Brian reluctantly decided to join them, but later is extremely impressed with Dick’s luxury jacuzzi. Once Dick tells him and and Beef that he plans on sabotaging his brother Rick’s wedding with a trick bomb due to a betrayal on Rick’s half, Brian and Beef try to get Dick to call off the plan and reconcile, with Brian comforting Dick when he feels nervous about seeing Rick. After seeing Rick’s true colors, Brian helps Beef and the kids carry a traumatized Dick back to his yacht and along with the rest of the Tobins helps Dick carry out the trick bomb, which Brian and Beef previously had excitement about using.
Trivia[]
- He owns a hot tub business.
- His and Beef’s parents were conspiracy theorists.
- He is a practicing Christian Enough Bed Adventure
- He sometimes likes to scare people Boy Meats World Adventure
- In the story from Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure his height fluctuates between slightly taller than Beef to the same size as Beef
- He and Beef have nicknamed their relationship “Broth” (aka Brother Soup) Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure
- Besides Beef’s children and the Shaw family, Brian is the only relative of Beef who isn’t a toxic person or a criminal Say It Again, Ham Adventure
- Season 3 marks the most appearances he’s had in a Season so far, with two supporting roles and one non-speaking cameo.
- He only makes one appearance and mention in Season 2, with it being a childhood flashback story and a childhood photo Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure
- It’s unknown whether he is Beef’s older, younger, or twin brother
- Both he and Beef participated in “The Little Mr. Ketchikan Canned Sausage Gentleman Pageant” 30 years ago in Boy Meats World Adventure. Since it was mentioned that boys between 10 and 18 could participate and Beef was mentioned to be 40 in Sister Pact Too Adventure, the episode before, it’s speculated that Brian’s age is between 40 and 48.
- His favorite type of alcohol seems to be beer as he was seen drinking it in Pride & Prejudance Adventure and Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure
- His business slogan is “You’re Soakin In It!” Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure
Appearances[]
*non-speaking role | link = appearance | ||||
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Sexi Moose Adventure | Feast of Not People Adventure | Avocado Barter Adventure | Romantic Meat-Based Adventure | Curl Interrupted Adventure |
Pride & Prejudance Adventure | Period Piece Adventure | Keep Beef-lievin' Adventure | Tusk in the Wind Adventure | Game of Snownes Adventure |
My Fart Will Go On Adventure* |
*non-speaking role | link = appearance | ||||
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Brace/Off Adventure | The Great Punkin' Adventure | The Yawn of the Dead Adventure | Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure | Beef's Craig Beef Adventure |
Skidmark Holmes Adventure | Tasteful Noods Adventure | Good Beef Hunting Adventure | From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure | Dip the Halls Adventure |
Dances with Wolfs Adventure | Beef Mommas House Adventure | Saved by the Spells Adventure | Stools Rush in Adventure | You've Got Math Adventure |
As Goldie as It Gets Adventure | Dead Moon Walking Adventure | Beef's in Toyland Adventure | Poetry of the Penals Adventure | Say It Again, Ham Adventure |
Slide & Wet-Judice Adventure | Papa Don't Fiend Adventure |
*non-speaking role | link = appearance | |||||
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A Knife to Remember Adventure | Cillian Me Softly Adventure | Autumn If You Got Em Adventure | Code Enough Said Adventure | Woodfellas Adventure | |
Blood Actually Adventure | Mall-mento Adventure | Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure | Bee's All That Adventure | Xmas With the Skanks Adventure | |
Arranger-ous Minds Adventure | Enough Bed Adventure | Sister Pact Too Adventure | Boy Meats World Adventure | Can’t Hardly Date Adventure | |
Great Bus of Choir Adventure* | TBA |